The Blandomorph is one of the first enemies encountered in the Dungeon. It is a weak, low-level creature with a vaguely humanoid shape and general uninteresting appearance.
"You see nothing of interest. A blandomorph appears!"
"You hit, the blandomorph lets out a sigh."
when it attempts to hit you
"it unexcitedly tries to hit you."
if it succeeds
"it somehow manages a hit"
"the blandomorph unceremoniously collapses . A blandomorph killer is you!
"you see a blandomorph, so boring, what a waste."